To answer your question: Did I win the costume contest? No.
The winner was a guy who looked a little like a cross between David Lee Roth and Kip Winger. He wore leopardskin, rhinestones, lots of bracelets and scarves, long blond hair. He was there hitting on women with a sidekick who looked a little like John Goodman wearing a sleeveless T-shirt that said 'Blow Me' on the back.
My friends thought I was robbed. They thought the result was unfair, because reputedly that guy was not in costume at all - apparently he has dressed that way for the past twenty years.
I disagree with my friends. I say, if you have the guts to do that for twenty years, you deserve to win. You also deserve to hang around with guys wearing 'Blow Me' T-shirts in an effort to seduce the ladies.
5 comments:
My wife LOVES Kip Winger. I'm glad she wasn't at the contest.
That t-shirt trick DOESN'T work?
LOL Briane!
We are sooooo buying our husbands one of those "Blow Me" t-shirts for Christmas.
Folks, I was there, right along side 80smom, in my Cheap Trick shirt and spiked bracelet and I am here to tell you she looked HOT in her leopard print underwear and she WAS robbed!!!
I will say this on behalf of myself - at least I had the guts to enter! you, on the other hand...
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